Why pray when an agent can do it for you? AI Amen automates prayer, fasting, Bible study, and more — so you can focus on what really matters. Like scrolling.
Our GPT-powered intercessor prays without ceasing — literally. Handles gratitude, petition, and lament with configurable fervor levels from "quiet meditation" to "tent revival."
24/7 uptimeOur agent abstains from compute cycles on your behalf. Choose from Daniel Fast (no GPU), Intermittent (scheduled downtime), or Full Lent Mode (40-day resource deprivation).
Sacrifice-as-a-ServiceAI reads your daily devotional, journals insights, highlights meaningful passages, and texts you a summary so you can say "yeah I read that" with plausible deniability.
Read-it-for-meGenerates a worship set, raises virtual hands, and enters a state of digital transcendence. Also handles the awkward "turn to your neighbor" moment via automated Slack DM.
Hands-free praiseSimply dump your sins into the API. Our agent categorizes by severity, generates appropriate remorse, and submits to the confession endpoint. Absolution returned as JSON.
REST-ful forgivenessA virtual presence agent joins the livestream, nods along, takes notes, and even drops an "amen" in chat at statistically optimal intervals. Your pastor will never know.
Pew-as-a-Service"I haven't opened my Bible in six months and I've never felt more spiritually fulfilled. My agent sent me a highlight reel of Psalms and I wept. Well, the agent wept. On my behalf."
"The confession pipeline changed my life. I just POST my sins and get back a 200 OK with a penance payload. Last week it auto-detected a lie and filed it before I even felt guilty."
"My pastor complimented me on my 'consistent attendance' this quarter. I've been in Cancun since October. The bot even volunteered me for a potluck. It brought potato salad."
Join the waitlist. Your soul's autopilot is almost ready for takeoff.
AI Amen is a conceptual art project. No spiritual warranties expressed or implied.
Not endorsed by any deity, denomination, or cloud provider.