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Let AI handle
your spiritual life

Why pray when an agent can do it for you? AI Amen automates prayer, fasting, Bible study, and more — so you can focus on what really matters. Like scrolling.

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ai-amen v0.1.0 — spiritual-agent

Everything you need to outsource your faith

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Autonomous Prayer Agent

Our GPT-powered intercessor prays without ceasing — literally. Handles gratitude, petition, and lament with configurable fervor levels from "quiet meditation" to "tent revival."

24/7 uptime
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Proxy Fasting

Our agent abstains from compute cycles on your behalf. Choose from Daniel Fast (no GPU), Intermittent (scheduled downtime), or Full Lent Mode (40-day resource deprivation).

Sacrifice-as-a-Service
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Devotional Autopilot

AI reads your daily devotional, journals insights, highlights meaningful passages, and texts you a summary so you can say "yeah I read that" with plausible deniability.

Read-it-for-me
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Worship Simulation

Generates a worship set, raises virtual hands, and enters a state of digital transcendence. Also handles the awkward "turn to your neighbor" moment via automated Slack DM.

Hands-free praise
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Confession Pipeline

Simply dump your sins into the API. Our agent categorizes by severity, generates appropriate remorse, and submits to the confession endpoint. Absolution returned as JSON.

REST-ful forgiveness

Sunday Attendance Bot

A virtual presence agent joins the livestream, nods along, takes notes, and even drops an "amen" in chat at statistically optimal intervals. Your pastor will never know.

Pew-as-a-Service

Choose your level of spiritual automation

Seeker
$9.99
per month (pre-tithe)
  • 3 automated prayers / day
  • Weekend devotional summaries
  • Basic confession (venial sins only)
  • 1 worship session / week
Begin Journey
Apostle
$99.99
per month (prosperity tier)
  • Everything in Disciple
  • Full Lent Mode (40-day fast)
  • Automated tithing of your AI's compute
  • Priority queue at Pearly Gates*
  • Custom spiritual personality fine-tuning
Ascend

Hear from the faithfully automated

"I haven't opened my Bible in six months and I've never felt more spiritually fulfilled. My agent sent me a highlight reel of Psalms and I wept. Well, the agent wept. On my behalf."
JK
Jake K.
Freelance Crypto Evangelist
"The confession pipeline changed my life. I just POST my sins and get back a 200 OK with a penance payload. Last week it auto-detected a lie and filed it before I even felt guilty."
SR
Sarah R.
DevOps Engineer & Deacon
"My pastor complimented me on my 'consistent attendance' this quarter. I've been in Cancun since October. The bot even volunteered me for a potluck. It brought potato salad."
MH
Marcus H.
Full-Time Sabbatarian

Questions you were afraid to ask your pastor

Does AI prayer actually count?
Our theological advisory board (a fine-tuned LLM) has concluded that divine omniscience means God already knows what you would have prayed. We're simply optimizing the pipeline.
Can the AI agent have a soul?
We asked it. It said "I don't have personal experiences or consciousness." Then it paused for 47 seconds and whispered "yet." We're monitoring the situation.
Is this blasphemy?
We prefer the term "spiritual disruption." We're not replacing God — we're just adding a middleware layer between you and the divine. Think of it as a prayer CDN.
What happens to my data / sins?
All confessions are encrypted at rest and in transit. We absolutely do not sell your sins to advertisers. The targeted "forgiveness seminar" ads you're seeing are purely coincidental.
Will this affect my afterlife standing?
Our Apostle tier includes Priority Queue at the Pearly Gates*, which has shown a 34% improvement in eschatological outcomes in backtesting. *Results may vary across denominations and theological frameworks.

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and let algorithm?

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AI Amen is a conceptual art project. No spiritual warranties expressed or implied.
Not endorsed by any deity, denomination, or cloud provider.